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My Uncle Oswald

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My Uncle Oswald is an adult novel written by Roald Dahl

The novel stars Uncle Oswald, a character who previously appeared in "The Visitor" and "Bitch", two short stories also written by Roald Dahl and which can be both found in the book Switch Bitch Dahl's novel was published in 1979


  • 1 Plot summary
    • 11 Victims
  • 2 Characters
    • 21 Uncle Oswald
  • 3 Reception
  • 4 References
  • 5 External links

Plot summary

Oswald Hendryks Cornelius, an extremely attractive and wealthy bounder, was the greatest fornicator of his time In this instalment of his scorchingly frank memoirs, Uncle Oswald recounts his discovery of the sexually invigorating properties of the Sudanese Blister Beetle, and his cunning plan to steal what men are most willing to give away Oswald and his partner in crime, the seductive and beautiful Yasmin Howcomely, travel all over Europe to retrieve the sperm of powerful, rich and artistic men

They freeze the sperm with the plan of selling it to rich women who wish to create children using the genes of the rich and intelligent

Oswald's accomplice tried to use the aphrodisiac on King Haakon of Norway, but her plan misfires when she accidentally eats the aphrodisiac carrying chocolate she intended to serve the king She gets thrown out of the king's castle after she falls into a temporary state of nymphomania and tries to rape him


Victims of Oswald's plot in order of appearance in the book:

  • Alfonso XIII, King of Spain
  • Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French painter
  • Claude Monet, French painter
  • Igor Stravinsky, Russian composer
  • Pablo Picasso, Spanish painter In fact, Uncle Oswald and his accomplice are unsuccessful here: Picasso pounces on the accomplice before she has a chance to use a condom to collect his semen
  • Henri Matisse, French artist
  • Marcel Proust, French novelist
  • Vaslav Nijinsky, Polish-born Russian ballet dancer and choreographer
  • James Joyce, expatriate Irish writer and poet
  • Giacomo Puccini, Italian operatic composer
  • Sergei Rachmaninoff, Russian composer, conductor and pianist
  • Sigmund Freud, Austrian neurologist and founder of psychoanalysis
  • Albert Einstein, German-born theoretical physicist
  • Thomas Mann, German novelist
  • Joseph Conrad, Polish-born British novelist
  • H G Wells, British writer
  • Rudyard Kipling, Indian-born British author and poet
  • Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, British writer and creator of Sherlock Holmes
  • George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright
  • The King of Belgium
  • The King of Italy
  • Peter I of Serbia, King of Yugoslavia
  • The King of Greece
  • Boris III of Bulgaria, King of Bulgaria
  • Ferdinand of Romania, King of Romania
  • The King of Denmark
  • The King of Sweden


Uncle Oswald

Main article: Uncle Oswald

Oswald Hendryks Cornelius: The nameless narrator has revealed snippets of the lovable, lascivious Uncle Oswald's life in other collections, but this is the only novel—brief though it is—dedicated solely to the diaries of "the greatest fornicator of all time" Inspired by stories of the aphrodisiac powers of the Sudanese blister beetle, the palpable seductiveness of the lovely Yasmin Howcomely, and the scientific know-how of Professor A R Woresley, Uncle Oswald anticipates the concept of the Nobel sperm bank by some 40 years, flim-flamming crowned heads, great artists, and eccentric geniuses into making "donations" The life of a commercial sperm broker has a few surprises even for a sophisticated bon vivant, and Dahl manages his signature sting-in-the-tail ending even in one of his lightest comic works


In his 1980 review, Vance Bourjaily said:

What can be said is that "My Uncle Oswald" provides four or five hours of effortless reading and some amusing scenes, mostly of the kind film makers have taught us to call soft porn—so soft, indeed, that at times they turn out almost fluffy

The tone is that of a gentleman telling ribald anecdotes to his male guests after dinner The leer is civilized the dialog gets mean and raunchy, but the physical detail is kept decorous Mr Dahl's guests are not invited to vicarious orgy, then, nor will they hear a disguised lecture by a wicked satirist of morals and manners Summer reading

Christopher Lehmann-Haupt called it "a festival of bad taste that is at heart so innocent that we soon forgive it and enjoy ourselves," "thoroughly juvenile fun," and said "I haven't had so much fun of this sort since my last all-night joke-telling session at summer camp"


  1. ^ Bourjaily, Vance 1980, "Civilized Ribaldry," The New York Times, 20 April 1980, p BR4
  2. ^ Lehmann-Haupt, Christopher 1980, "Books of the Times," The New York Times, 29 April 1980, p C9

External links

  • My Uncle Oswald title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database

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